My screen name, "hootchie980", is six years old. I have never changed it or tried to use a new one, even when I found out that I mispelled "hoochie". You know me... I put the "t" in hootchie, literally. (Thanks, Janet ( Read more... )

I have whole-heartedly decided to pursue my carrer as a Medical Doctor in the specialized field of Cosmetic and Reconstructive surgery. In order to conclude my decision, I realized that I enjoy stapling faces and touching boobs.

( hey, at least it's not genital warts )

hope none of you get HPV and have a grape-like formation hanging out of your vagina!!!!!!!!!!!

i live my life for god!

aka janet

i hope everyone is doing okay, from the looks of it you you're all still pretty lame!

FYI: never run the unit without solution in the permanent tank.

( typey typey typey )

♥Ashley and ♥Janet

• Will never conceive many surrogate children.
• Hope to listen to music together amicably.
• Are metaphorically attached at the hip.

okay, i just wanted to let the world know that after 4 years of indoor tanning...

I SAW A BLACK GIRL AT THE TANNING BED.

SCORE ~~~***MOTHERFUCKERS***~~~. now i have to go finish cutting the grass because i am too sweaty and 'hardcore' to just be "mowing the lawn". call me to hang out i am never busy. bye everyone.

i have been dating zach for 1 year and 1 day now and things could NOT be better. i officially have my after 9 license. i got a car, a really nice car, and my mom got an awesome car too. it's summer and i have nothing but free time. i have really fun plans for tommorrow, yet, with all of this, i have an empty space inside. "oh goddamnit, i think i' ( Read more... )

this is what a livejournal should be: stellar476

read, enjoy, cry.            your lj has just been owned.

did you know that jehovah's witnesses and the church of latter day saints (mormonism) are two types of cults?

SHITZZZZZ PEEPZ i am updating for the first time in ages. but first things first, i am doing this soley for the pleasure of patty. ole patty, my girl, my love, my heart.

anyway just to let everyone know my life is really fun and shit. school is almost over. if i make straight a's this semester (please have mercy on me ms clemmer) and make straight ( Read more... )