clairesaunders

If i was a pair of shoes, i'd like to be on your feet

clairesaunders Jan 19, 2006 14:42

Just had my english literature exam and i hope it went ok...it wasn't too hard. Now i'm going home and natalie's excited because her mum's making her a chicken sandwich. It'll be shite though because i bet her mum didn't go to dinnerlady school ( Read more... )

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

clairesaunders Jan 18, 2006 21:20

My ipod keeps not working on me darn it...but good news i passed my theory, yay!! Soon i'll be able to go about town picking up all the mingers (cause that's all there is in Warrington) especially in Howley ( Read more... )

I'm a member of the I hate Rachel Green club

clairesaunders Jan 16, 2006 17:12

Today was so much fun!! A session of vandalising Michelle Mcmanus and making things out of paper. JOY ( Read more... )

If i could turn back time i'd go on a date with cher

clairesaunders Jan 12, 2006 19:07

Well today i had my first exam and it was a history re sit and i was embarassed by a teacher who thought i had a mobile phone in my bag and i did not the little weiner...kirsty had a good laugh at my expense. Oh god, how funny is the word Ramadan? Go on think about it, its bloody hilarious and ask claire wombwellator to sing 'This could be ( Read more... )

Put that in your cranny and smoke it

clairesaunders Dec 20, 2005 12:09

I actually had so much fun on saturday night...Kirsty, Claire and I played a magnificaent game of kinky darts however there should be a warning on it that its dangerous, i mean biting people's mouths how is that even possible ( Read more... )

Pull your knickers up and make me a a brew

clairesaunders Dec 15, 2005 09:11

Last night at work 3 little scals that were about 14 came in pissed and tried to buy a crate of stella. After calling me a dog and a slag and me getting ready to kill them, they made there way to the check out only to be asked for ID where they threatened to bite someone's ears off. Oh the joys of living in chavs-ville. I got knocked out on Nytol ( Read more... )

I love the japanese

clairesaunders Dec 12, 2005 09:33

Oh my God my film courseowrk is making me want to die. My plot is basically the nutty professor but better and uses white people. Natalie is ranting and raving as per usual, bless her, she'll only be happy with the japanese. My uncle was the same, we had to ship him to japan before he became mentally unstable. You kow what they say, you win some ( Read more... )