Well well well, i had so much drunken fun last night!! Went to satans to watch Uncle Brian and did a conga and danced like a biatch on acid. They did a song called willow about alyson hannigan i could of died it was that great although the chorus calls her a ginger minger...my friend kym licked Ben/uncle brian's (the singer) sweat off a t-shirt. Oh ( Read more... )

A white horse walks into a pub and the landlord says 'hey this pubs named after you' and the horse replied 'what...dave ( Read more... )

I made it to the end of casis on Saturday something i haven't done in a long while (because i haven't been there). I love Dj Jim, he ended the whole night on The Snake and me, Lauren and Natalie danced are little butts off. I think Natalie's mum thinks i'm wierd because on bonfire night i was stumbling out of her house like a bitch. I'm so bored, i ( Read more... )

I'm trying to cook bacon for the first time in my entire life...

Newcastle brown is one crazy drink...it made me go psycho. I threw up a juggling ball and danced like a bitch to no music. Once again i can not be bothered up dating properly so shoot me. I hate metaphysical poetry it makes no sense.

Look out for the arctic monkeys because ilurrrrv them and i liked them first. Ok i'm done now

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I won £103 on play your cards right last night and you are so jealous.

This is just random (topia)

Natalie miler is the best in the world

god bless

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Just found out my mum read my last entry about drugs and now thinks i do them all the time even though i don't but anyway now she'll probably be sending me to rehab or some sort of clinic..If anyone went to danielle's party last night hope you had fun!! I had to go for a drink in memory of my boss which wasn't as fun really. Just got a new driving ( Read more... )

I have never had memory loss as abd as today...i looked at the pictures on sean's livejournal and i look a state, never i have looked that bad before. Thinking i may stay off the drugs in casis from now on if that is how i look. I do remember falling over though and it was funny!!I don't really have much to say except that lauren (my biatch) and my ( Read more... )

Just got home from leeds... yes i went to leeds yesterday and had the time of my life ( Read more... )

GOd i'm bored

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