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[clairethepoet]

Answering the phone, Gary immediately regretted his decision.
"Hello? ...Yes, this is Gary...Tonight?...I understand...No, it's not a problem...You too. Good night."
He hung up the phone and proceeded into the kitchen.

What happened next? Tell me a story.

Comments

[clairethepoet]

you people are no fun.

[512robert]

and he made some hot pockets then he went to the strip club to meet someone who he was doing buisness with..(it was the person who called by the way) and when they met up they went to this abandond house to plan their heist but they heard a noise... they looked around... but it was only a frog.. they figured it was too sketch of a spot to do the transfer.. so they bailed out that joint went to a wendys.. they got a few double classsics and as they were about to drive off one of the doods wanted some chicken nuggets so they went back.. thennnn they went back to the strip club.. had a few drinks scoped some titzz,, then it was buisness time.. they walked out of the bar slapping a broads ass on the way out and they went to the parking lot..there they got into a car.. then they drove to krispy kreeme.. HEIST TIME.. they jipped em with 234567543 doughnuts and 3456423465 milk shakes.. then they went home happy and ate them in the kitchen where the story began.

the end.

[clairethepoet]

Haha excellent! You're destined to be a famous Playboy writer.

[your_rudie]

His wife was in the kitchen and when he sits down at the table and sighs she asks him what's wrong

[clairethepoet]

HA! I LOVE IT! That was just the sort of amusement I'd been looking for. It was semi-flattering (after all, who WOULDN'T want aliens obsessed with your book?), and yet, everso slightly disturbing. Brilliant, Rudie, brilliant.

But I think the way a person punctuates is a great way to judge him or her. Perhaps it's not the best for judging whether or not they're good at baking cakes or throwing a frisbee, but it's a super way to tell if they're anal-retentive or not, if they're OCD or if they're just fed up with stupid people.

[your_rudie]

That's kind of why I said it. I also think that one can tell a lot by how someone punctuates. I just thought I'd deviate a little for the sake of that very brief moment of creativity I had. Like maybe it'd make you think... what if something you thought was true actually wasn't and it caused the end of the world?

[clairethepoet]

I had a funny idea pop into my head and i had to give it a whirl

[npy2005]

You are sick and twisted.

How do you make a cat woof?

[clairethepoet]

Knock the air out of it?

[npy2005]

psh.

Douse it in gasoline and toss a match on.

~woof~