It was sometime between when I found it and when I realized what it was that I began to wonder how I was actually going to make it through this day. I knelt close to it, hands on my knees being careful not to get to close and examined it as best I could. No way. This was it, things had just gotten weird.
I'd spent the day working the 2:30pm to 11: ( Read more... )

It's been four months since anyone commented on my journal. I quit.

I was bored and writing The French and I thought I would give y'all a little quote from the newest of the F-Word trilogy to make you happy ( Read more... )

I finished The Fraud, like I've already said, and now I've officially started on the sequel, whose working title is The French.

You wanna hear something funny?

I just finished The Fraud.

You wanna hear something even more humorous?

I now have to edit 180 pages.

Crap.

It was my first day to wear my cape out and about. I have to say, I was initially very hesitant on doing so, especially because it was just out to eat with my dad. I wondered whether or not he would be comfortable walking around with me in it, and I wondered if it would just seem silly. Then I realized that it would always seems silly and that ( Read more... )

Facing a new and changed cape-inclusive life style, I soared around the house and got used to the feel of satin around my neck. It's not bad, not bad at all. I could, and inevitably will, get used to this sort of thing. It doubles for a blanket, you know. Just flip it around and you're cozy as hand in a mitten. I'm really beginning to think that ( Read more... )

...But second place works too.

So I decided to write a sequal to The Fraud called The Failure, but I've also decided I might as well make it a trilogy. The third book is going to be called The French. I already know the basic outline for all of these books, so now all I have to do it finish The Fraud. I'm excited, lemme tell you! I think I'll call it The F-word Trilogy. Catchy, ( Read more... )

Answering the phone, Gary immediately regretted his decision.
"Hello? ...Yes, this is Gary...Tonight?...I understand...No, it's not a problem...You too. Good night."
He hung up the phone and proceeded into the kitchen.

What happened next? Tell me a story.