Don't you just fucking love vultures?

So, I'm back in Madison. Did you miss me ( Read more... )

I can now die feeling complete.

If you want to be my best friend, buy me beef jerky ( Read more... )

So, I figured out how I'm going to save the world, and cure obesity at the same time. "How do you plan to do this, Claire?" you say? Well, my dear friend, I have one word for you.

Ethanol.

Ethanol is derived from corn. It is currently used in gasoline, because it burns cleaner. It is a renewable resource, because it's corn.

In the U.S., we have ( Read more... )

So, yes, at this very moment, I am homeless. I'm sitting in Espresso Royale Cafe cuz I have no where else to go. I can't move into my apartment until 1:00 (about 45 minutes from now), so my situation isn't so dire as it sounds. Ashley, I owe you big time for letting me stay with you (and feeding me and entertaining me and driving me.) Thank ( Read more... )

Date: Friday, May 13th, 2005
Time: 9:03 AM
Temperature: 44 degrees Farenheit

Now begins my summer vacation.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.
6. Get people to guess the book.

"4. Remove appendix (taking care to avoid spillage

La Crosse is a pretty fucked up place.

http://www.lacrossetribune.com/articles/2005/04/25/news/00lead.txt

Thanks, Chrissy, for the link.

Ed Guin was also born in La Crosse.

They played Claire de Lune!
*Wets self*