I think I would prefer a method involving lots and lots of music. Something to get all the sadness out. Why am I so in love with being sad? I need a good cry. Maybe. Or is it just the weather? I love the winter. I love when life gives up. WHHHHHYYYYYYYY. Why am I so lazy and sad... 

Actually, it's been more than 2 weeks. It's been 18 days since we left Minneapolis to come back here to Mobile, AL. Every day after has hearkened back to the time we spent there. In our day-to-day living, the people and places of Minneapolis and Maple Grove manifest themselves -- in yield signs, empty parking lots, cups of coffee, plates of roast, ( Read more... )

It doesn't make you less of a human being... and I didn't lose any respect for you last time this happened. So... why didn't you tell me? I HEART YOUR FACE, CRYPTIC McNOTTELLME

I have a clear and beautiful understanding of the future!!
I have been sitting in my car, staring into the middle distance of time and space,
and I have beheld an amazing amazement, friends and enemies...
HOPE AND PEACE AND JOY FOR THE FUTURE!!
Last Saturday, my car was broken into and the face of my CD player was taken from me,
which I assumed had ( Read more... )

That's the most undersold brand of grilling spices, sauces, etc. that I've ever seen in my life. Cook... cowboy... space pimp... it don't matter...

(Lyrics / Movie reference explosion down below -- not in mah paints)

Hell at this point, I could be whatever I want to be in my own little corner in my own little world. See, guys and dolls, I just dipped ( Read more... )

One shoe on. Half a sandwich. Half a glass of dark chocolate milk, syrup separated from the mother. Vanity after three days of not showering -- I'm so hot. I'm halfway star quality, dandruff and sweat.

EeWwSs...

One week til Minnesota vacation. Five days of work left at Papa John's. One hour til "GiGi" comes on Turner Classic Movies. Yummy!!!

Papa John's is vasting my life, friends.... I work so much that I don't have time to fuck or write or create -- nothing. How boring and useless is my life when I spend ten minutes on the phone with someone who wants to argue with me about why I won't sell them a split order of barbecue and buffalo wings? Utterly. And how about the man across the ( Read more... )

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Dream Team Christmas by .k.s.p.

have a dreamy teamy christmas
its the best time of the year
say hello to johns you know
and i dont mean john colbert
ho ho the peppero
distributed evenly
if you happen to be nex to the oven
catch it once for me!

t(^_^t) FU!

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