Guess who the fuck was in town this weekend?!!? You'll never get the answer correct because you fail to study the genius and wonder of it all! No one has ever had so much liquor in them just to make them forget a pathetic handful of missed field goals, yet at the same time, been so eloquently engaged in entertaining the rest of the room, playing ( Read more... )

I do not want to be known as "The Dreamcrusher" or "The Factstomper" or "The Crymaker." It is not my intention to rain on your opening game day. I have hopes and ambitions, too, some of which are not even fully conceived, some of which have no shape or plan. I want a rock band and a box of papers filled from top to bottom with my own writing. I ( Read more... )

To the guys sitting behind us at "Idlewild" Tuesday night ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday Jesse Allison (24) & Laci Jane (21)!!!!
I hope your wishes come true and that both have a wonderful day!

hot mustard

Today's Headlines

MOM TURNS TRICKS ON OLD SHELL

OMG THE SHIT HIT THE FAN

THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE... EVIL, TREACHEROUS, CONIVING CHEESE

GRANDMA WAS "BORN [A SLUT], AND I'LL DIE [A SLUT]"

Switching to the friends filter option because Tony's entries are massively huge and require their own page... now I have two subgroups... tony and everyone else ( Read more... )

Now that you know, what the fuck are you gonna do ( Read more... )

We're alive and filling our jeans ( Read more... )