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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Be sure to get your Recommended Yearly Allowance of tryptophan today.

Cracked.com does it again. Spreading truth through humor.

Today, give thanks to former President Jimmy Carter, who - thirty years ago today - signed the bill into law that allowed Americans to brew beer in their homes.

"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't ( Read more... )

I swear I've done this one before. Oh well.

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My father told me a story once about a psychologist. He hired a guy to chop wood for a reasonable rate of pay. After an hour of working, the psychologist went out to the hiree and told him, "I'd like you to do something for me. I'll pay you four times our agreed-upon hourly wage, but I want you to use the blunt side of the axehead. I don't care how ( Read more... )

About midnight last night I realized that I still hadn't done anything about a beef stew I had promised to bring tonight. Thank goodness for 24-hour grocery stores ( Read more... )

Don LaFontaine has died at the age of 68.

I'm not used to not having to wake up so early ( Read more... )