"He used to be a deacon now he's sucking me off on the weekends."

[clashcityrock]

• First of all - I had never heard Lil Kim's song How Many Licks before Joey Eisenheart/hower played it for me the other day...
  That song is so fucking dirty that it just becomes impressive. It's amazing...and she uses the phrase hurricane tongue. Why hadn't anyone told me about this before?
• I really want to go to the Ringling Brothers circus-

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[timmyjimmyboi]

Circus almost rhymes with Turkish, but there is no "h" at the end of circus. Fuck that shit.