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Brown girl... well you're lookin' like someone I want...
Haven't updated for a while, so here are some things that everyone should know ( Read more... ) -
Hey, are you aware that everyone in the club is getting tipsy?
This girl left a hilarious comment on one of my friend's walls about J.Crew... I'm not sure if anyone else will think it's funny because no one I know of who reads this works there, but I do, so suck it ( Read more... ) -
Motherreakin'............................WHAT!?
I'm sorry everyone, this entry is going to suck. A lot. I hate my job at J.Crew so much. They moved my fucking shift today from a 12-8 shift to a 6-10:30 shift, which means that I was ready for work at 11:00 and now have to wait until 4:30 until I can actually go to work. It just sucks commuting. A lot. This whole summer sucks. A big dick. I cannot ( Read more... ) -
Does this mean I can fucking drink legally now?
You Are 23 Years Old
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Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... ) -
"Ryan... are you mad... Ryan, you sound pissed offed... ARE YOU MAD AT ME??? He sounds mad." -Monica
Today was absofuckinglutely wonderful, if I do say so myself. Words cannot even describe... I think it's just days like this that make it okay for me to commute to my fuck-shitty-ass-cock job all summer.
... I love you, Super Mario World. -
You Gotta P the C!!!
Here are 5 wonderful things that have recently happened ( Read more... ) -
Caca, poopoo, caca, poopoo, caca, caca, caca, poopoo.
What's up? Yeah you ( Read more... ) -
Brian... ya gay... ya gay Brian
What's up / down everyone? Lil' Timmy is currently sick as a freaking dick sitting at the computah, and well quite beans and frankly, I feel like the shit without the 'the.' I feel like a big lazy asshole because I am finally home from school, and the only thing it feels like I have done for the past few weeks is work my little bum bum off. And now ( Read more... ) -
Paid my dues, in the mood... me and the girls gonna shake the room.
Okay, lotsa shit goin' down right now. I accepted the job (not the "blow" kind) at J.Crew, which is so weird because I was such a huge J.Crew fan at the time... still am. So, the majority of my summer will be spent in Boston. Tristan got written up last night which was a little upsetting but we had a sweet ass time... I was very stoned and creating ( Read more... )