I got offered not one, oh NO FUCKFACES, but TWO, count 'em: TWO jobs today. I'm so happy and crappy I think I may just... well, ya know, do that thing which is customary to do in the cafeteria.

Okay, so I guess that I never realized how much of a "Let's go make out because we're only in middle / high school and that's all that we can do because we suck" place the movie theatre is. Well, I guess that I should more accurately say that I never thought that the movie theatre IN BOSTON would have all these fucking horny ass twelve year olds ( Read more... )

So it's only been a week-a-leek since being back in schooly pooly and lots o' shat hast been goin' on. Here are some whats up-dates ( Read more... )

I am back at school and it pretty much sucks. I am really sick of this fucking place... not Boston nor Northeastern, but Stetson friggin' East can go shit in its undies. Anyway, here's a quick recap of the vac (not vaccuum) which no one will fully understand ( Read more... )

I saw Steve Hughes and Melissa Criminal Justice Major today. Theyz so cool. Steffan gave me a wondrous tour of the luxurious Shae Durgin of BSC which was not two buildings. ...And even though it was a state school, it was a heck of a lot better than the wicked Stetson of the East, if Jews asked me... and believe me they gots a pretty good opinion ( Read more... )

Heck yes fuckers, Iz home. And it's Spring Break. And that last sentence wasn't actually a sentence. Anywhattheshitnow, it feels so effing great to relax for a little shit, I mean bit (well whatever you prefer is okay wit me). Today is Sundee as Ms. Fucking Jensen would say and I have definitely been loungin' and scroungin'. Friday was spent ( Read more... )

So, Express is no more thanks to Gina. That's right. Today, I thought that I had work from 12-5, but it turned out that Gina took me off of the schedule because of a "miscommunication" about my leaving the company. Whatever. Express can suck it. After two fucking years of my life working there, I feel that it has been an overall good experience, ( Read more... )

VD rules. Not the STD though, like... VD as in Valentine's Day. It was my first time actually having a date, so I was really anorexia nervosa, I mean nervous. HOWEVER, it turned out to be one of the best days I've had for quite some time now. Seeing as last week kinda sucked a Mandarin duck, VD just made it so much effing better. Tristan and I went ( Read more... )

Oooooooooooookay, so last night (Friday) was a sweet ass time. Basically, what happened was the President of the United States, Slick Willy, went for a kick ass hummer on the sly... when this BITCH Linda Tripp totally cock-blocked him... I mean whoops that was actually the Best of Will Ferrel 2. What actually happened was dis ( Read more... )

Here's a nice little summaray of mah life at da current point ( Read more... )