Unfortunately Hallmark doesn't make "I'm sorry your coach got squashed by 2 tons of irony" cards

[timmyjimmyboi]

Heck yes fuckers, Iz home. And it's Spring Break. And that last sentence wasn't actually a sentence. Anywhattheshitnow, it feels so effing great to relax for a little shit, I mean bit (well whatever you prefer is okay wit me). Today is Sundee as Ms. Fucking Jensen would say and I have definitely been loungin' and scroungin'. Friday was spent

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[daggertoes]

Did you say your Act of Tristan yet? That's what I fucking thought. You're going to hell.

[timmyjimmyboi]

Hey, how did everyone find out about that stupid "Casey Casey, full of gracey" thing anyway? I ain't know how dis shit catches on... guess Iz just a trend setter, so suck on that T. Cock-it-and-lock-it.

[daggertoes]

Everyone's finding out about it because Ms. Full of Gracey herself won't shut up about it. Looks like you have a stocker I mean stalker.

[swingking]

You poor soul...eating at the 99. Go somewhere better! ANYWHERE...for the love of God.