Here are some snippets that currently summarize this little life of mine (and yes I am gonna let it fuckin' shine ( Read more... )

Due to a recent blizzord, life here in Bostown has begun to suck the big fat wet one. The desire to be out and about in da city is building within me... and it's not that I don't have money to spend, oh no! It's just that there is an enormous problem maneuvering on the sidewalks. You can't one two step or do the humpty hump or any other form of ( Read more... )

I just walked past Scott and Ashkan's door. Here is what it said ( Read more... )

Jesus, I hate that I have a Tuesday and Friday class this semester. My weekends used to be so long and beautiful like long, beautiful penis, but now they is just a short little chode. Whoops kinda inappropry. Talked to my homey M. Dwhalen todays. She is dabomb.com mofos. I CANNOT WAIT until I go up to Footchburg to party like it's nineteen freakin ( Read more... )

All righty like a lighty, I iz waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too tired to actually bang out an entry, so I will thus list some sweet ass moments from the past few gays, I mean days that no one else who reads this will probably understand, but whatever... suck it and fuck it ( Read more... )

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh my good Lahd, so this was one of the worst days EVER for an hour or so there. Hahaha. So, the deal today was: I had my two classes which were very nice and relaxing and returned to my dorm room and started cleaning up when I realized: holy fuck, I NEVER did the I Am Here Registration for school!!!!! Oooooooohhhhhhhh ( Read more... )

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh jeeeeeeesuuussssssss I am so freaking happy to be back at schooly wog. Last night, I got soooooo effing effed up, it was nutrageous. Basically what went down was Keith, my main man and sweet ass RA from the 4th floor of Stetsonian East had these outstanding martini glasses which we drank from and then went to go see our friend ( Read more... )

Here is a list of what you might wear if you are a typical girl or guy. If you find yourself wearing any of the following items daily, please stop because it makes me want to shoot somebody. If you find yourself wearing ALL of these fucking items daily, CONGRATULATIONS!!! You officially look EXACTLY like about a million fucking other people in the ( Read more... )

NeuHuskies09: omg ( Read more... )

I just made a fucking cosmo. I sunk the Grey Goose and now I am thinking that there is too much vodka in it, whoops. Thank Jesus for my sister's shaker. Worked a turk today and got like 4 Starbucks giftcards because the people at my work heart the shit out of me as I do them. Then later went to the Silvor Citay Gallyreeyah. May I also just mention ( Read more... )