All I have to say is: Monica D, jew made my day complete. Here are the top 10 moments from last year's New Years' Eve that only one person will find funny, but I ain't give no shits ( Read more... )

The weirdest fucking shit went down today. Okay, I realized this morning when I was trying to call Colette to let me into the store that my phone had run out of minutes. Jesus. However, I still had my mind set on going shopping in the cit-a-litty so after workoriffic I bopped up 9 exitos to Braintoree and prepared for take-off. Sooooooooo, as I was ( Read more... )

Here's what went down today in the life o' TJP ( Read more... )

I am so angry right now because I got the new Dance Dance Revolution for Christmas and I left my PS2 at schooool!!!!! Shiite Muslim. I just wanna dance. Starbucks seemed to be the theme for this Christmas, which is okay with me I guess. We met at Starbucks... well, not at the same Starbucks... we saw each other at different Starbucks across the ( Read more... )

I just realized that the only lyrics to "Feliz Navidad" are as follows ( Read more... )

Okay, okay, so here is my tribute to the wonderfully Asian Professor Kim ( Read more... )

So apparently everyone knows what their grades are except for me because every time I try to log into the fucking system it says that my session has timed out. I'm so angry I could rape someone. But anyway, the shopping of X to the Mas is done like a bun. Whooooo. Dwhalen returns to Eastonia tomorrow and everyone seems to like my new hair. All ( Read more... )

Worked tonight. Fuhgot that the mall is open until 11 this week, so when I saw that I was closing, I was expecting a 4 hour shift. Whoopsie. Thank Jesus my store manager Antonia is a cool shit. She let me get food and this asian fucked up my order, but it is all good. As retarded as this sounds, I really love just working and not having to do ( Read more... )

Sorry, I watched Jawbreaker tonight. One really good thing I had forgotten about that movie that I had adapted: Rose McGowan's lunch quote. Hahaha. I remember when Katie Clifford would bring a brown paper bag to lunch and I would bust out the whole motherfucking thing... "We never, ever eat at lunch period, do you understand me?" Last night I ( Read more... )

Good night. Called good old Jennifer Allen who almost shit her pants when she found out that I was home for break. Apparently Spellman now sucks the hole of ass even more than usual due to the fact that K-Martinelli is gone... who has been replaced by some Irish guy who likes to do yoga!? Nutrageous. Anywho... went to the SSP wit her and met up ( Read more... )