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Andrea just asked me what she should do about her Sociology paper and I said: "Stop talking to Jews, and finish it!" What does that mean? Well, I am home now only not really because I just went back to Boston today for work... and I am going back tomorrow... and then I am going back the day after that to catch the Commuter Rail to Fetch, I mean ( Read more... )

My Astronomy Exam was the easiest fucking thing that I have taken in my life! Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ( Read more... )

Hahaha... holy jesus, thank you for this Laura, this is really good. I love all of you, and you all know this is true, so just DEAL WITH IT.

Uhhh... went home on Saturday to the Abdou's party. It was GOOD... especially the motherfucking food. Katie continues to be less mature than her 14 year old sister... and her mother even agreed to that. Haha. Went to the Nutcracker with Carly and LIz Billy yesterday. It was GOOD... especially the motherfucking second act. I suppose it's just one of ( Read more... )

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is finally a good day. Friday. Classes are over. My mock production is done (although kind of half-assed... Whoops!) and I get paid today so I GOIN' SHOPPIN' MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!! The past few days have been pretty fucking stressful, and Carly and I came up with some really ( Read more... )

Fuck everyone else. Here's Tim's 10-step plan to a successful life ( Read more... )

What's up bitches? So today was like the MOST motherfucking stress-a-lessful day o' the life of mine. Good Lord. I awoke this morn at the lovely hour of 5:30 in da A.M. having only fallen into my whimsical slumber a mere 3 hours prior. Whoops. I then walked... WALKED to work in the freezing ass cold and then waited outside of the Express Men on ( Read more... )

Don't you love the fact that weekends start on a Thursday in college? Holy Jesus. Let's do a little recap-a-lap from the past two nights ( Read more... )

Here's a little English lesson for Professor Motherfucking Kim:

The word is strategy. S-T-R-A-T-E-G-Y. Strategy. NOT STRAGETY.

You're freaking welcome for clearing that up. Good evening.