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[clashcityrock]

10 Steps for making Monica Whalen...a whole lot better.

1. Get rid of unnatural looking hair color.
2. Stop wearing black eyeliner everyday.
3. Get rid of all my clothes. Buy new, expensive clothes from stores at malls.
4. Replace the Clash and The Velvet Underground with uhh...I don't know...Fall Out Boy and Jessica Simpson..or something like that.
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[clashcityrock]

I'll most likely be in the NH next weekend. You better be around.

[clashcityrock]

justine. I almost got picked up by the cops for prostitution today. I thought you might be kind of proud. Remind me to tell you about it the next time I see you.

[popredsesame]

scary.

[clashcityrock]

just like ya face.

[popredsesame]

just like ya apartment!
CLEAN IT UP, NIGGA!

p.s. i'll help.

[clashcityrock]

it's not that messy...i'll probably have more respect for the place now that i'm living with a roommate, ya know?

[soma_fiend]

I think it'd be amusing if Real Monica and this proposed Bizarro Monica got into a fight.

[miastarr]

Real Monica would so totally kick her ass.

[soma_fiend]

Damn straight!

[opheliac87]

why would you change?
i love the way you are

[neefalco]

11. join a sorority.

[clashcityrock]

<3 phi sig sag zig <3