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[clashcityrock]

10 Steps for making Monica Whalen...a whole lot better.

1. Get rid of unnatural looking hair color.
2. Stop wearing black eyeliner everyday.
3. Get rid of all my clothes. Buy new, expensive clothes from stores at malls.
4. Replace the Clash and The Velvet Underground with uhh...I don't know...Fall Out Boy and Jessica Simpson..or something like that.
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[xmarcosx]

12. start going out with trevor again

[clashcityrock]

hahaha. I saw him today. He moved in below me. He came up and got some of his shit and was really really rude. I think he's been dying his hair blonde, as well. This will surely be an interesting semester.

[xmarcosx]

haha believe it or not but that actually makes me really excited to move back.

p.s. make sure u keep ur doors and windows locked this semester

[clashcityrock]

I surely will, thanks for all your help that night. I'll never forget seeing you walking around the front door of my apartment with a big piece of wood or calling me and saying, "LOCK YOUR FUCKIN DOOR." ....and we watched porn in edgerly that night...man...that was great.

[largerobotd]

13. Never use the insult "Face" again.

[clashcityrock]

That's impossible for almost any one.

[mrfilm2002]

I think you should stay the same sexy smart person you are today, wait I thought this was Wynona Rider's journal. Fuck!!!!!!!!!!

[xsufi_flipperx]

14. this whole new monica thing was a bad idea starting at one... number 14 is the only good idea on this god damned list, smoke ya cigs and stop tryin tah change yaself! ya beautiful the way u ah and nobody's gunna like u if ya try tah join the infamous a8!... this is serious and sarcastic at the same time, i hope it's not offensive

[clashcityrock]

not offensive. totally hillarious.

[_snatch]

oh jesus. you went there.

[clashcityrock]

Casstastic...I did in fact "LOL" when I read this...no joke...no jay kay.

[clashcityrock]

man, that's not even a good fucking blondie song. jesus christ.