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[clashcityrock]

10 Steps for making Monica Whalen...a whole lot better.

1. Get rid of unnatural looking hair color.
2. Stop wearing black eyeliner everyday.
3. Get rid of all my clothes. Buy new, expensive clothes from stores at malls.
4. Replace the Clash and The Velvet Underground with uhh...I don't know...Fall Out Boy and Jessica Simpson..or something like that.
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Comments

[nuklearweasel]

But John Waters is a genius, and eyeliner and black clothes are for Monica...what are you gonna wear or dress like then? And clearly, 1969 is better than 1977. But basically if you picked up Bridget Johns Diary I might just have to gut ya.

[clashcityrock]

I don't think I could ever bring myself to do it.

[dblmnt]

dont change. your awesome the way you are!

a short story

[giggles17]

i felt the need to share this story w/ u...cuz i thought of u...and i thought this would be the easiest way...cuz yeaa. so i'm seeing this guy, have been for awhile...and we had sex on the lawn of our school. (big lawn "guest lawn" kinda risky, it was fun) and i go to put the jeans i was wearing that night back on 2 morning later and there's these HUGE grass stains on the knees. i imediately thought of u. like i'm talking 4x6" this isn't childs play lol....so i took a pic of the jeans and will eventually use it as my facebook pic lol. love always -stains of grass

Re: a short story

[clashcityrock]

hahahahahahahaha that's great.

[mrfilm2002]

you rock! love want you wrote to the vatche, shhh dont tell anyone i wrote this

[clashcityrock]

hahahahah thanks.