Yoinked from maura on vox.com who yoinked it from facebook somewheres.....still funny as hell.
-I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly
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