my brother ed is probably seven. he barrels down the hallway into the living room where my sister and i are watching television on the couch; he launches into the air and lands dramatically, sinking his plastic teenage mutant ninja turtles scimitar into a floor cushion. "TERRIBLE LIE!" he howls. it is my fault: i have given him a case of the nine
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I really don't know who I am
In this world of piss
Great entry, btw.
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nice to see you, lovely!
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The lyrics totally fall into the bad 10th-grade poetry category (I know, I wrote some of that crap). Then again, PBShelly got away with "I fall upon the thorns of life, I bleed!".
One of these days, I really want to get up on stage at karaoke and do a SNL Bill Murray-esque lounge version of "Closer":
I want to fuck YOU [point] like an animal
hey, thanks for coming out tonight, folks
I want to FEEL you from the inSI-I-Ide...
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i want to bleed you from the inside!
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(That's all I have to say.)
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