• Fri, 10:54: This is absolute rubbish! I leave Twitter for almost a year if not more and what do I find? One of my mutuals is be… https://t.co/UaOcNIP7AJ

• Wed, 12:02: Chirp
• Wed, 12:05: https://t.co/iRh100MDUL
• Wed, 12:05: https://t.co/7Qk8LB0Fq7

• Tue, 11:49: RT @ adultswim: Oh Plumbus Tree, Oh Plumbus Tree - Get this Plumbus ornament right now on As Seen On Adult Swim #RickAndMorty #GetIt https:/…

• Mon, 19:18: Anyone else 'ere on Insane Journal? Some wanker keeps spammin' one o me old entries with med adverts.

• Thu, 02:01: RT @ BlackpoolFanApp: @ Claude_Reigns We're pleased you're following us, join us in-app: iOS at https://t.co/Jx4SE1BXIu & Android at https://…

All right.  This post is for anyone what has cause to seek the invisible man and you can't reach me in another way.  I will respond as quickly and as best I can.  Cheerio!

• Wed, 20:03: Blimey. Been offline for months and people still followin' me. Nowt to see 'ere. *smirk*

• Sun, 01:59: RT @ michaeldickson: So, in the week since #ParisAttacks, Islamists have killed in #Nigeria, #Mali, #Israel, #Cameroon & more. Terrorism th…
• Sun, 02:02: Blimey! I log on for the first time in ages, and 90% of me feed is 'oroscopes.

• Wed, 11:57: Nope. Still not dead, no thanks to me ex-work mate- yes I'm lookin' at you, Rookie, not that you'd ever see it- Just been far too busy.
• Wed, 11:58: When you move around as much as I have of late, findin' a computer just to check emails, let alone Tweet, is a bit of a challenge.

• Thu, 22:13: Blimey! Bloke keeps quiet a while, now Twitter's emailin' me! Not dead just keepin' outta sight.