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clay_walbert

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Dec 06, 2005 22:44

Well, alrighty. Another day down and only the rest of your life to go. Today, was a very normal, tipical day. i did a how lot a of nothing at school. didnt go to any sort of work and didnt do anything constructive whats so ever. over all not a bad day, shit could have been a lot worse. you know i have always hated that saying "it could always be ( Read more... )

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carmennicole December 7 2005, 05:59:12 UTC

drink a shit ton of water and take a B vitamin to put the yellow color back in your piss.. so it doesnt look diluted.

carmennicole December 7 2005, 23:43:14 UTC

and if they give you a sheet to fill out what medicine or pills you take, put ibuprofen because it can cause a false positive....then if you fail you can blame it on that and get retested two weeks later

clay_walbert December 9 2005, 07:09:20 UTC

how can i believe any thing you say when your an anonymous reader huh. thats would be like taking candy from a stranger and ill be damned if i get fucked in the ass by you!

thegetupkiddies December 7 2005, 23:58:04 UTC

NIACIN!!! We will chat tomorrow.

flash07 December 8 2005, 23:09:18 UTC

You ARE NOT a "dip shit loser"! Don't say that! I'm glad you're ungrounded. :D Let me know how your test went... later hun!

kileyface December 8 2005, 23:37:12 UTC

Another day down and only the rest of your life to go...profound Clayton, I still love your comment "Through the acid it looks like it's raining inside..."

Thurman Murman is the SADDEST thing I have ever seen in my life, aside from dead baby animals or something

clay_walbert December 9 2005, 05:47:14 UTC

And dont forget the talking walnut.

kileyface December 9 2005, 16:43:12 UTC

Willie: Is that your underwear?
Kid: Part of it.
Willie: Where the hell's the rest of it?
[the kid opens his mouth to speak]
Willie: Actually, don't tell me. I don't want to know. What do you want?
Kid: I was thinking I wanted a purple stuffed elephant, not pink. But now I changed my mind.
Willie: Yeah? What?
Kid: Now I don't want an elephant at all. I want a gorilla named Davy for beating up the skateboard kids who pull on my underwear. And he can take his orders from the talking walnut, so it won't be my bad thing, it'll be his.
[Santa looks at the kid in confusion]
Willie: Jesus, kid. When I was your age, I didn't need no fucking gorilla. And I wasn't as big as one of your legs. Four kids beat me up one time and I went crying home to my daddy. You know what he did?
Kid: He made it all better?
Willie: No, he kicked my ass. You know why?
Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Willie: What the fuck? No!
Kid: He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man?
Are you fucking with me?