-[Locked from Ashe, Basch, and Small Childrens]-

[His tone is very level, as if he's conducting business, but there's an iciness that basically says someone's going to die very soon]

Let me make this very clear to whoever did this to Ashe.

Pray to whatever gods you want that I never find you first. I am not a man of the law, and thus I have no ( Read more... )

Would anyone mind telling me why I am suddenly floating down the sidewalk?

Hmm...? Looks as though the greenery is finally coming out.

Ah well. Wings are wings. I'll take what I can get. Now...

...How far and how fast? Let's see what the limits are...

This troublesome lot again?

Good heavens and here I was looking forwards to a bit of a break from chaos and disaster to enjoy a bit of... drunken chaos and disaster.

Ah well.

Now, would any among your number happen to be a lovely young Viera lady named Fran?

If you zap me one more time, I swear on my gun I'm chucking you in the damned lake. I don't respond very well to compulsion ( Read more... )

Things seem to be falling from the sky again. Taking shelter seems like the best course of-

[There is a loud smack followed by an ow and some very, very colourful language. There may even be some alliteration in there.]-of all the damned things I have get hit by damned rocks in this damned ( Read more... )

Ah, a competition of young men and women coming up?

A bit of entertainment at last.

Prydain, I'll be wagering a few good items on you. Don't let me down.

Now, who's taking the bets? Or should I open some up?

War ( Read more... )

Ah, so... another monster invasion.

Basch, look after her Majesty and visa-versa. I'm going to go see just what these things are capable of.

...

Where's my gun.

( Locked to Harry Mason )

When trouble comes, it always seems to come three-fold ( Read more... )