I am at my dad's cousin's Phil and Lois' house in Los Gatos, Ca ( Read more... )

i made out with the boy across the street.

twice.

joey thinks he's funny looking but whatev.

he does have ridiculous hipster hair.

i also just did a split in yoga.

guy at bar: hey, why'd you stop dancing?

me: because i'm thinking.

guy: but you looked so good dancing.

me: shhh. i'm thinking.

it is a beautiful, beautiful day.

"Superb Chocolate-Kraut Cake" from a Southern Living Cookbook from 1976 found in my grandparents' attic in Mississippi ( Read more... )

birthday: joeymarthahillaryelana surprised me in wantage thanksgiving weekend. i thought just joey was coming over until i heard a strange moaning coming from the living room. i thought the cat was dying or giving birth or both, so i ran over and saw legs and thought someone had broken in an killed the cat until m,h and e jumped up. we ate ( Read more... )

"it really does smell like the inside of a cow"

--hillary, standing on the street and smelling her hand after spilling spoiled milk on it while taking out the recycling

i would have graded your papers, but my roommate got me drunk instead. sorry if i spilled wine on your vocab lists.

love,
ms goffman

wear a red tutu to school, and when i say, "i'm loving the tutu!" say, "I'm loving YOUR tutu, Ms. Goffman!"

it was a nice weekend ( Read more... )

fuck.