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Ladies' S-- ... sigh Stitch 'n' Bitch, 13 Griffin Way, Wednesday Evening

Apr 01, 2009 20:35

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lizzy bennet: zombie hunter, [colleagues] sir minsc, [residents] miss york, [students] harper finkle, this island is mocking me, [students] agnes nitt, [residents] miss dröttningu, [residents] mrs. harker, [colleagues] mr. wilson, [events] sewing circle, [locations] 13 griffin way

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Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? clevermsbennet April 2 2009, 00:53:25 UTC

If we could at all have some undead outside, making themselves annoying, so we can get our attack on? That would be fairly sweet.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? zombiemcbitey April 2 2009, 01:04:57 UTC

Lights.

Entranced, a shadowy figure shuffled closer. Lights warm. Lights nice.

Lights often meant food.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? mouthy_merc April 2 2009, 01:20:02 UTC

Deadpool picked the hot Forsaken chick nearest zombie to attempt banter with. "So. I see you're shuffling about and smell of rotten flesh."

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? zombiemcbitey April 2 2009, 01:23:58 UTC

She tilted her head at him, confused at the sounds he was making.

"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeerg..." she gurgled, slowly moving closer to him. "Ahhhhh."

He was bright and red and shiny! Perhaps he would taste just as unusual.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? mouthy_merc April 2 2009, 01:27:33 UTC

"I was going more for a response of 'Why yes we are, Deadpool! It's all thanks to that pesky AU with zombies and eating Galactus.'" He even did a good job mimicking a woman's voice there.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? zombiemcbitey April 2 2009, 01:35:35 UTC

"Eaaaaaaaaaaat," she agreed, eyes brightening as she held out a hand. "Eat?"

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? mouthy_merc April 2 2009, 01:39:31 UTC

"...that's sweet and all, but I'm a taken man," Deadpool informed her, pulling a sword. "Now! Shall we start with the stabby now or keep bantering in one word?"

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? zombiemcbitey April 2 2009, 01:43:21 UTC

That... looked like a bad shiny. Very, very bad shiny, and her hopeful expression morphed into a scowl.

"Eat," she hissed, lurching foward to try and grab his arm. "Eat talky-meat."

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? mouthy_merc April 2 2009, 01:47:20 UTC

"Talky meat no eaty!" Deadpool replied, twirling the sword like Ryan Reynolds a crazy cheerleader. "Stabby zombie!"

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? zombiemcbitey April 2 2009, 01:48:47 UTC

She lunged forward with a howl of rage, clawing at where his eyes should be.

Stupid mask. Sadly, she wasn't bright enough to realize that it was in her way.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? mouthy_merc April 2 2009, 01:50:34 UTC

Laughing with far too much glee, Deadpool bent backwards bonelessly and slashed up in a way that would normally spill innards out onto the floor. "C'mon! It was a good one! You liked it!"

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? zombiemcbitey April 2 2009, 01:58:33 UTC

If one had innards, anyway.

Blackish-green ooze bubbled from the wound as she wailed forsakenly, regarding him with almost a wounded expression. "Talky meat!"

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? mouthy_merc April 2 2009, 01:59:28 UTC

"Yes, yes. Even the most stable relationship has fights, hun. I remember this one time, I lost an arm in a lover's quarrel..."

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? zombiemcbitey April 2 2009, 02:11:41 UTC

...Talky Meat had a great plan!

Ignoring the ichor that leaked from her body, she threw herself at him, intent on gnawing on his arm. She hungered, even worse than before, and some dim part of her mind felt it was his fault.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? mouthy_merc April 2 2009, 02:17:39 UTC

"Hey! Not on the new shoes!" Deadpool snapped, going to punch her in the face with the handle if the sword. "No means no!"

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? zombiemcbitey April 2 2009, 02:25:56 UTC

There was a sickening crack as the punch connected, and she reeled back for a moment, brackish blood bubbling from her lips as she screamed and lunged again.

She'd rip his arm off, and failing that, kick his shins. Hard. That would make the Talky Meat be silent.

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