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Ladies' S-- ... sigh Stitch 'n' Bitch, 13 Griffin Way, Wednesday Evening

Apr 01, 2009 20:35

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lizzy bennet: zombie hunter, [colleagues] sir minsc, [residents] miss york, [students] harper finkle, this island is mocking me, [students] agnes nitt, [residents] miss dröttningu, [residents] mrs. harker, [colleagues] mr. wilson, [events] sewing circle, [locations] 13 griffin way

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Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? clevermsbennet April 2 2009, 00:53:25 UTC

If we could at all have some undead outside, making themselves annoying, so we can get our attack on? That would be fairly sweet.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? mouthy_merc April 2 2009, 02:55:46 UTC

"RAPE! I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!"

Oh, who was he kidding? STABBY TIEM NAU.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? zombiemcbitey April 2 2009, 03:06:29 UTC

Each stab just caused more of the rotten ooze to gush forth, waves of it spurting out with each new wound.

"Talky Meat!" she screeched, frustrated beyond reason by his inability to just fall over and let her feast. Stupid living things. "Eat!"

So she did what women (even undead ones) have done since time immemorial when faced with an annoying male that wasn't being a proper gentleman.

She brought up her knee. Hard.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? mouthy_merc April 2 2009, 03:10:17 UTC

"You know, this is making me feel like I should watch The View so as to not piss off my feminist fans out there," Deadpool replied, bringing the handle down with enough force to shatter a knee in a healthy human.

A zombie, on the other hand...

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? zombiemcbitey April 2 2009, 03:16:04 UTC

With a zombie who hadn't been taking her calcium for the last century or so it completely severed her leg from the knee down, only some ragged strips of flesh barely holding the whole thing together as she feel over with a screech.

Not that it stopped her from trying to claw her way forward, one hand reaching for his leg as more blood gushed from her mouth. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? mouthy_merc April 2 2009, 03:17:19 UTC

"You're right," Deadpool said, spinning the sword in his hand before decapitating her. "That is cruel and unusual punishment."

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? zombiemcbitey April 2 2009, 03:22:06 UTC

The headless body twitched a few times before going still, possibly in agreement with his assessment of The View.

Really, going back to being dead was preferable to that. Even zombies had some sense of taste.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? zombiemcbitey April 2 2009, 01:06:13 UTC

The lights attracted a pocket of zombies and they followed the lead of the zombie already approaching.

Lurching, shuddering steps towards their next meal.

It would be good. It would be appetizing.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? finding_x_dream April 2 2009, 01:30:14 UTC

Agnes stuck her head out the window. "A show of hands, please -- are any of you Differently Alive folk fine upstanding members of society, or are you all just shambling monsters?"

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? zombiemcbitey April 2 2009, 01:33:12 UTC

The zombies were too busy concentrating on walking and not losing limbs to answer Agnes. They would answer her shortly...by eating her.

Mwahahaha.

They continued on towards the house, towards the smell of sweet, sweet humans.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? finding_x_dream April 2 2009, 01:42:33 UTC

Agnes pulled her head back inside and shut the window. "You know, I think I actually like THESE kinds of zombies better than the lawyers."

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? zombiemcbitey April 2 2009, 01:45:40 UTC

The zombies continued on their forward march, unaffected by the closing of the window. They would just break it. They would not be turned away from their ultimate objective.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? clevermsbennet April 2 2009, 01:58:51 UTC

Miss Bennet peered out the window, to give the drawing horde what might charitably be described as 'the stink-eye.'

"Go," she said. "You are not welcome here, and others will cause your doom should you stay."

Fair warning to them.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? berserkerminsc April 2 2009, 02:54:43 UTC

Minsc never really liked the stitch part of the stitch'n'bitch, if he was to be honest with himself, but, at the moment, he didn't really have the brains to do much but shuffle around a little.

Boo, on the other hand, he was the hobbyist, you see. They were clearly shuffling outside because Boo wouldn't want to miss a meeting.

Forget the fact that Boo was mostly just nibbling off Minsc's ear.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? funnyways April 2 2009, 03:07:17 UTC

Mina stepped outside, mainly to see if there was anything about. She was technically unarmed, but she needed no weapon.

She was rather startled when she saw Minsc.

"...sir?" she said.

Re: Defend the House From WTFZOMGZOMBIES???? berserkerminsc April 2 2009, 03:12:13 UTC

"Ggrrraaaaurrrrrrrg!" said Minsc, which was kind of like a hello, but mostly a way to express that he was feeling a bit peckish. He wasn't very successful in communicating this; zombies at brains, you see, and he really didn't have much in the way of unspoiled parts as it was. He reoriented himself toward Lady Wilhelmina, lifting his arms (one of which seemed to have a rather large chunk of it removed) and shuffled forward a little.

Boo dropped a little piece of his ear that he was nibbling on. It hit the ground with the slightest of squishes, and Boo lamented the loss a little before going to nibble into Minsc's neck a little and maybe pull away some skin.

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