http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poopsex

yay!

I completed my 6200 word portfolio after a night without sleep

I would also like to announce the formation of the Let Him Walk foundation

LHW is dedicated to allowing Eli Vertrees to walk at graduation. He owes the school 466 dollars however. he can only pay half of it. Please, wont you look into your heart and find something to help this poor ( Read more... )

you know what makes me happy?

The fact that Ashton Kutcher has all but disapeared.

I can know everything about myself, but if I lose one scrap of paper I have to call in and beg for help

on a side note, I think there is something growing in my backyard that is usually grown in houses.

edit: REJECTED.

I began this yesterday in English. I'm not entirely sure where it's going yet. Tell me what you guys think.

As a student of the world, I was shocked to discover the suffering of so many of the smaller people. I first entered Tajikistan as a dashing young amateur pilot with a double doctorate in baby medicine and nuclear quantum physics. I ( Read more... )

i don;t know whose idea this was, but it was fucking brilliant. To remove the glass panes from the doors of an office that is ( Read more... )

pest parody of the office, ever

The Oval Office. It's perfectly perfect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vxaiw03YIg

she explained to the police officer that she believed that her car was damaged in the accident, due to the liquid dripping on the ground beneath. The oficer asked her if she had the air conditioner on. She said yes ( Read more... )

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at phi y this year the my Senate

1: passed Derek Phillip's bill
2: proved Nathan Robinson (aka british kid) wasn't british
3: played the meow game
4: let Logan Cobb speak once (and he was out of order)
5: declared war on Canada
6: declared victory against Canada