the dicklickers at UF admissions need to give me my goddamn gatorlink password.

[clicheguevera21]

I can know everything about myself, but if I lose one scrap of paper I have to call in and beg for help

on a side note, I think there is something growing in my backyard that is usually grown in houses.

edit: REJECTED.

Comments

[megathy]

Would you really want to go to Florida? I mean, really? As a completely objective bystander who just happens to go to UGA, I can say that I'm pretty sure gators eat boogers.

[clicheguevera21]

so far I've been accepted by FSU. that means that if I don;t get into UCF then I'm a seminole.

but yeah, thanks for the helpful reminder.

[michaeldgeorge]

UF was probably afraid you'd start a revolution within the student body, or do something else disruptive and insanely cool.

Screw them

[clicheguevera21]

Nah, thats why the Administration covertly sponsors the weekly keggers. Do you have any idea how much beer I would need to get the UF kids up for a revolution?