Do you know what my old man got me for christmas? A butt plug. He said "Stick this up your ass son, so you dont keep shitting your pants". Now it hurts when i pogo, but atleast i dont have a gusher of crap shooting out of my ass.

anybody remember the time that DDP wiped out that gang of armainian drug lords with our home made hand grenades and our battle axe that we sheathed in alex's vagina? i swear that her love nest swallowed the blade, because we pulled out that handle but the axe head was nowhere to be found. FUCK that was awesome. thinking about potential band names. ( Read more... )

strange day. ive been up since yesterday morning. last night had a little bit to drink and then off to the show. tony and alex stayed over here. i just stayed awake by myself all night, coulnt fall asleep. today went to the flea market and got Galactic Firebird haha. fuckin sweet dagger thats name could be a dragonforce song or the name of a low ( Read more... )

its great to be able to hear again out of my left ear after 3 weeks of being deaf. my ear drum just randomly popped at the show tonight and its like ive got virgin ears all over again. pretty good show too. it got my mind off of the general shittiness of the rest of my life for a little while. pogoing is like alcohol, without the hangover. well ( Read more... )

yeah jay managed to get us arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct. thats why you dont talk to cops, jay. fuckin dumbass. bitch ass police tried to say i was shooting off a gun and i told them that they need to get a spikey jacket or they cant do anything for me but get outta my face. this type of thing usually happens what you stay awake for 36 ( Read more... )

havent updated in a long time, figured i would do some of that since alot has changed. first and foremost, im not homeless anymore. i live at my dads house again. its alright i guess. i like having a bedroom even though i have to share it with the worlds biggest disease pit of a homo, mike. i got into a car crash last week with valerie. that was ( Read more... )

i finally got my tatoo. its pretty badass.

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its 5am, i have to be at work by 8 and im still awake. no beer cigarettes or weed. just me and the tv info-mercial for an al green cd. woah baby lets get it on ( Read more... )

wazzup. im bored off my ass and watching a movie. the day after tommorow. my birthday party is tommorow night. its a combined birthday party for me and tony since we never got to have a couch party for his bday. it feels like sombody sawed the top of my head off and theirs a hampster in my head jogging on a wheel. anticipation for the drunken orgy ( Read more... )