hey whats up all of my 3 friends on live journal. well i am over Jill's house pahtayin'it'up. mad bitches in the living room gettin it on and they aint leavin til 6 in da morning. its hard to type with jill on the chair with me giving me a lapdance. oh shit im out of dollar bills. oh alright, she said she doesnt want the money. its good to be ( Read more... )

it doesnt matter what i write in here. my dad gave me an enima when i was but a wee sprout. i fucked a dog once. do you know where i can get a pizza?

live journal sucks my fat ass

stand up for an hour with guns blazing let them know youd rather di than take it anymore. i think i heard that song 700 and something times yesterday. i felt like shit all day. this weekend was really fun for the most part. saturday was melanie's wedding. she should have married me! but its ok cause she got drunk and spanked me. haha. got pretty ( Read more... )

damn i am punk as fuck. how do i do it? sometimes i think im just too badass for my own good. i slept in jays truck 2 nights ago. in the morning he drove to school where i remained in deep slumber. i woke up to the sound of footsteps outside the car and when i pulled my PJs off of my head their was a stranger leaning inside the car window. i asked ( Read more... )

back up in new hampshire representing the NJ. had a court date over 2 lousy cans of budweiser. god damn judge warhol can eat crusty jelllo out of bob hopes ass crack. glad to see all of my friends again. jersey is pretty sweet. ive got more beer than i know what to do with. BLAAAAHHH! so how the fuck is everyone? shit i dont even know more than 4 ( Read more... )

my cat looks wasted

living day to day is my life sentence ( Read more... )

today was something. the last time ill get to see alot of my friends for a while. got drunk again. what else is new. ive been drunk almost every night for the past week and its been getting old lately. i wrote a song, i think it came out pretty good.
i like it because its about all of the things that have been fucking up my mind lately. ( Read more... )