gilbert gotfried

[clixnwhistles]

i was gonna dismiss the black eyed peas, because i guess they always kinda annoyed me, but they're sampling all this tribe called quest, and that's the stuff taught me how. so i'm just kinda in a good mood, chillin listening to jams, i did a little work, bought a bed, it gets delivered on saturday so i dunno what i'll do for the two other days. i'

Comments

[egonix]

There aren't enough Gundam references in modern Stand-Up Comedy. I remember when W.C. Fields pioneered the Gundam genre of joketitude

Good Times.

[mmbfan]

I love the part about the gundams!
i'd nominate you for stealth gundam pilot too

[juujika]

Love it!

[pyromog]

god damn, the part about lohan/alba is.. majestic

[7_leprechaun_7]

Dude, you should run for office, of any kind, Id totally vote for you. (jk, you better keep up your act)