gilbert gotfried

[clixnwhistles]

i was gonna dismiss the black eyed peas, because i guess they always kinda annoyed me, but they're sampling all this tribe called quest, and that's the stuff taught me how. so i'm just kinda in a good mood, chillin listening to jams, i did a little work, bought a bed, it gets delivered on saturday so i dunno what i'll do for the two other days. i'

Comments

[sandywilliams]

Are you high?

TEX DEDUCTIONS

[the_gzeus]

You're a small business owner now.
Your gas is deductable, your stage clothes are deductable, merch expenses are deductable, food you eat while you talk about your music is deductable, any gear you get is deductable....

Talk to a tax professional, but not H&R Block. They know SHIT. I know, I've seen their handiwork.
An IRA with an annuity inside it?
EARNING 4%????

[beautifultang]

So I went to see my new dentist today... and he looks like you, but maybe about 5 years older.
But he's not as funny as you.

[necro_girly]

The place I go to get my oil changed there is a mini version of chris. I have a witness to this as well! The best part is those guys were totally rocking out to the mc chris cd that was in my car.

[7bitch]

there is no such thing as a funny dentist.

[deadmole]

Damn, Say Anything and Nightmare of You are fucking amazing bands. Nightmare of You was just down here in Tampa. It would have been nice if you were opening with some standup for them here.

[evilhomestereo]

mc!
you're coming to Kalamazoo! that is fucking awesome.
you should definitely come party at our house after the show.

[clixnwhistles]

ok