017. STILL an Emergency!!!

[clobbadatkirbeh]

I HAVE BEEN DISTRIBUTING POSTERS ALL OVER CAMPUS NOW.
I HOPE SOMEONE CAN HELP ME FIND MY STUFF... IM... I DONT KNOW HOW LONG I CAN HOLD IT.

GUYS.
ITS TOO COLD.

TOOOOO COLD.

...I NEED MY LOYAL SERVANTS, OR ELSE... I WILL... BE ....

A NORMAL PEASANT.

....
AGAIN, FOR WHO EVER MISSED IT, HERE IS A DIGITAL COPY OF MY MEMO.

Comments

[twelvebullets]

I am doing my best. In the meantime, may I suggest the title "Lord?"

[clobbadatkirbeh]

YOU CANT JUST GIVE A TITLE...
IT WOULD JUST BE A NICKNAME.

A NICKNAME.

IM BETTER THAN THAAAAAAAAAAT.

[twelvebullets]

Alright. Damn your difficulty

How did you obtain your first title in the first place?

[pedaltothemetal]

I dunno, I think peasant suits you.

[clobbadatkirbeh]

AND I THINK THAT YOU LIKE IT IN THE BUTT.

[pedaltothemetal]

Oooh, sorry but no.

[clobbadatkirbeh]

THEN WHY IS YOUR BUTT SO FIT?

[watermelon_yum]

Yoshi has not found any leads yet, Penguin! But Yoshi will keep looking!

[clobbadatkirbeh]

KEEP LOOKING, THIS IS AN UTTERMOST EMERGENCY

[blondprodigy]

I'm pretty sure "Emperor" better suits a penguin anyway.

[clobbadatkirbeh]

[popstarpainter]

Don't worry, Mr. Dedede!
I've been putting up the posters in the halls!

I can get you another hat in the meantime, or you can borrow mine.

[clobbadatkirbeh]

IT DOESNT FITS MEEEEEEEE