The speculation between my [Dealer of Things Awesome] and I is as follows:

Truck driver conveying [Things That Are Awesome] made such a conveyance this morning in Chattanooga.

To wit:

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Still not here. Sorry. :(

This right here is exactly why I did cryptic posts and exactly why I never plan for anything. If there is anything, anywhere that can have a wrench thrown in it, it *will* happen.

*kicks dirt* *emo*

No [Awesome Thing] yet. Still not king.

I took out my frustration on the Rock Band drums for a 20-song marathon. RARARRRARAR JUDAS PRIEST RARARARARARRR

*glares at map of TN*

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

[Awesome Thing] has not yet arrived at [Awesome Place Where Awesome Things Are Kept]. If [Awesome Thing] arrives there by 3 p.m. today I can still be delivered [Awesome] today. Purveyor of [Things Awesome] will call me as soon as [Conveyor of Things Awesome] arrives.

AUGH.

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First, my extraordinary gratitude to joyce, who has adopted the Cryptic Posts About Awesome Things title for future use and safekeeping after all is revealed. I was afraid poor CPAAT would go lonely and homeless!

All signs still point to today for unveiling, just waiting on the confirmation call.

So:

What do y'all think it is? :)

Count it down! Soon the wait will be over!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

*impatient*

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