Where was I? Ah yes. Transmatting babies ( Read more... )

I have been non stop for the last few days, my utterly gorgeous chucked feet are killing me.

I’ll explain, though the story will have to come at a later date. Manly duties and all that.

So the real doctor (one with an actual degree in medicine) as Rose keeps putting it, is an expert in alien pregnancies. I would really like to know exactly how ( Read more... )

Cake: Uniting nations since 1927.

It is worth remembering.

Aliens always bring complications. Why can't they ever bring Quality Street or a tin of Roses?

Women have been having babies unaided for centuries, and in a few centuries time, they will do so again. Why? You may ask, with the improvement of medical science? Superbugs, is the short but simple answer ( Read more... )

But there is limited internet connection in the outbacks of Peru. Nice to be back in civilisation, even if we are flying quite quickly. I swear Donna is going to have one of these roofs off in a minute. Maybe I should drive...

Just a quick point: I am the biggest jackass to ever exist. I am stinkier than a Ghoddocoo alien, which, if you don't know, are green and drip with a viscous mucus that smells like rubbish bins. That's me. A pillock. A prize prat. A wanker. Doodoo face. Anything else you might throw my way ( Read more... )

Dear the Readers of this Journal ( Read more... )

A break. That's all I needed really. A nice break. A little fresh air and a break from the strain of family life. Nope, not running away. Not at all. I can be a responsible grown up too ( Read more... )

Sat in front of a blazing fire, waiting for the Turkey to finish cooking, and the Nobles to arrive; I watch the perfect family scenario play out around me ( Read more... )