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Mar 03, 2006 23:12

I hope he realizes that's going to chafe for weeks.

Serves him right for cheating on me. Scumbag.

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gleaming_bale March 4 2006, 19:48:55 UTC
Never underestimate the power of seeping, either.

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whitefury March 4 2006, 20:16:22 UTC
Damn, I hadn't thought of that. Maybe a festering wound, those are always good.

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gleaming_bale March 4 2006, 20:27:58 UTC
Diseases are lovely things, no?

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whitefury March 4 2006, 20:33:55 UTC
Fantastic payback.

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_opensesame_ March 4 2006, 20:35:01 UTC
Pestilence, right? Peter here, nice to meet you.

So... some bugger cheated on you and you want revenge? And your power is that of inflicting disease unto others? If that's the case, the Ultimate Punishment is spelt with three letters: STD. Pardon my French, but no man will ever have the chance to cheat again if his manhandle falls off. And no one will want to do the mattress mambo with him if he's pissing barbed wire, either. In other words, you remove what got him into trouble, as well as inflicting severe pain in the process.

But skip the HIV, we just want him to suffer, even though killing him may be tempting...

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whitefury March 4 2006, 20:47:50 UTC
I did the STD gig for a while but it gets boring. Rashes are much more entertaining.

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_opensesame_ March 5 2006, 00:18:50 UTC
What about leprosy? Or giving him a heavy Tourette's? I'll tape it if you give him the latter.

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