Satan?

... did you finally really kill everyone? And if so, why didn't you let me help?

... do any of you even go to class?

... can I have my boyfriend kill most of you?

... why didn't cold and flu season hit you harder?

I'm not going to that dance thing.

...you're not either, are you, Satan?

I'm not sure, because it could be the fact that I'm not sleeping well, but I think my Biology professor may not be reacting as well to her flu shot as she thought. I hope I'm wrong. I don't want a new professor before the semester ends ( Read more... )

Satan? Don't worry about that poodle. I was out walking, and it's owner is not long for this world.

I imagine it'll be headed to the pound not long after.

So, whoever threw that party last night?

Thanks for my two shots of vodka. I didn't mean to drink and run, but large crowds kind of make me...nervous and irritable.