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JaY Carl Wood's Aliases

Your movie star name: Chocolate Philabito

Your fashion designer name is JaY Rome

Your socialite name is Jaymerz Skee-town

Your fly girl / guy name is J Woo

Your detective name is Liger Reeths Puffer

Your barfly name is Butterfinger Jaiger

Your soap opera name is Carl Timberlane

Your rock star name is Snickers ( Read more... )

do you know how hott i am? I just thought you should all know that i'm fucking hott... i'm like the hottest guy i know... if i was a chick i would wanna fuck the shit out of me... i know alot of other girls thought the same thing... HAHAHAHA and i have a big dick. Talk to you layter
JaY

Seriously, i have shit... i dunno thou, i think i'm just gunna hold it. i just hate the whole sitting down, doing the duty then wiping/ and washing my hands in that bathroom on the boat... omg... i would rather not sometimes... i honestly think i'm more prone to getting an infection or something after cleaning up in there. So yes. i'll wait till i ( Read more... )

Ok People so here it is... I'm OFFICIALLY OFF THE MARKET! Easter Sunday i asked Brandi Elizabeth Beck to marry me... And she said YES!!! So i'm engaged to the most wonderful chick in the world. Can you believe it? I'm so excited!!! We're not actually doing the wedding for atleast another year or more but we couldn't wait to get engaged... who knows ( Read more... )

Yes it may be too soon to say this but i honestly am in love with her. You know, when you know, you know, I found that one person that makes me feel excited and scared at the same time. I know it's her. I just hope it lasts forever!!!

She's beautiful, She's a model, she's ghetto fab sometimes, she's mean, awesome in bed, a bit of a masiquist and loves to drink. What the fuck yo? She loves me for who i really am, as well as i do her, and her whole family loves me... i feel so lucky every morning when i wake up and have her in my arms laying right beside me! Nothing is better than ( Read more... )

I'm not saying anything except that last night was awesome... I've never felt like this before... I know i've had g/f's before but i've never felt like this!!! This is like WOW!!! Everytime i'm around her i'm just in another world ( Read more... )

Oh man... i love this feeling... You know what i'm talking about... When you meet someone of the opposite sex and just fucking love every second of it... You don't know exactly what to do but no matter what you can't fuck up becoz they feel the same way you do... All you both have to do is just be who you are and let things happen. Those are the ( Read more... )

Drinkin a mountain dew right now... wearing a blue element hoodie with my hair spiked up really tall, blue note jeans... You probably have no clue what brand that is... it's a canada thing... my rock docs and just chillin. Why you ask... Lauren fucked out again... we were getting ready to get in the jeep and she started pissing fluid again... :( ( Read more... )