"Aloha. You've reached Cam. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. And if I don't get back to you, don't leave another message. Just take a hint and realise I don't want to talk to you and I'm just trying to be polite. Cheers."

[Messages for muse or mun can be left here. State which in the subject!]

( That kind of music just soothes the soul... )