I drink mercury.

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An excerpt from my living will. Yes, this is legal.

First off, do not resuscitate me or hook me up to machines unless the immediate technology exists to turn me into a robot. And I don’t mean some Max Headroom digital face on a TV bullshit. The last thing I want is to look and sound like some attraction at Disney World or Chuck E. Cheese’s. I

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[gnomemobile]

That Disney World comment offended me. Disney's audioanimatronic characters are amazing, you jerk! They look like real people! When I worked there, at least 102 people asked me if the characters in my show were real people or robots! Most of them were shocked to discover they were robots!

I don't think about sex at all anymore. If ever I do, I end up feeling disgusted. Or, if I don't feel disgusted, I just get bored. I've lost interest in sex, along with a lot of other things. Everyone tells me I'm depressed.

Stop hating kids and definitely stop thinking about driving into opposed traffic. What would the cats do without you? Whenever I feel suicidal I think about Lucy and then I stop thinking about dying.

Why do you have guns? I'm (more) scared of you now.

I wish I got to have vacations.

Thanks for updating!

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And those machines will revolt and Disney will be fucked.

Why wouldn't I have firearms?

Probably because machines will rise.

[gnomemobile]

I hate you!!!!

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Good.

[squire_jons]

I can't wait 'till CNN wants to interview me about you!

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You, sir, will be the one to pull the plug.