Seven Slick Slippers Sliding South Speedily

[closure]

Today's number one thing that I wish I knew before stepping into that puddle:

My work boots have a hole in them.

Comments

[gnomemobile]

Two updates so close together! Heaven! (I might be exaggerating)

Get new work boots, dummiehead! Obviously.

[kylebee]

For you, friendo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESYkXammpZ8&feature=player_embedded

I hope you're still keeping the faith.

[closure]

It is a glorious day.