i'm really not comfortable
with burt from the hogan family
forcing me to chew gum.

Sasquatch Seen On Mars

No, this isn't from World News
or even the Daily Show or the Onion.
This is CNN.
Anderson Cooper.
WTF is this world coming to?
We see rock formations on Mars
and report them as Bigfoot?
Could we possibly get ANY dumber?

and by the way,
HERE is the original ( Read more... )

oh, and as disappointed as some may be,
i will NOT have a superbowl party this year.
i love you all,
but i refuse to put time, energy and money
into watching the fucking giants
versus the fucking patriots.

the only thing that could have been worse
is if the fucking cowboys were going.

screw you fa-vre.
you were my last freakin hope.

i mean, it's sad and all,
and be as pissed at me
as you want for saying it,
but i personally think this is god's way
of intervening at the thought
of another fucking batman movie.

stolen from dorasoloGUESS THE SONG ( Read more... )

why in the *fuck* am I watching a re-run of a 1980 broadcast of Soul Train?

ya ever hear someone puke in their cubicle before?
it sounds a lot like someone faking it,
only they're not.

and there's splashing sounds.

and later it smells.

this sucks part 1:late last night i was putting a load of laundry in, and i noticed the utility sink was clogged (which i wasn't surprised about, because ashley had told me i needed to unclog it). while looking for something to unclog it with, i opened the basement bathroom door (which always stays close, because our smallest kitty likes to play ( Read more... )

so i had a long list of stuff to do today ( Read more... )