boomerang is showing the episode of superfriends
where superman is afraid of cats.
man, writers in the 70's were reeking of genius.
other things too,
but mostly genius.

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connotation is the real killer of society.
there's no such thing as real vulgarity,
just intention.

for example...
if i told you i had to go to the bathroom,
no big deal.
if i said i had cold hands...
no problem.
but put the two together,
and it's too much information.

Artie Lange on the beginning process of relationships:
"Humans are idiots. All other species on earth just start fuckin'."

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ok, so i know it's crime and all,
and no laughing matter,

but am i the only one that gets excited
when i hear more news about staten island's
"ninja bandit?"
i feel bad for the victims and all,
but this is freakin hilarious.

alright....laugh while you can.
here's how i look in glasses.


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The news has been reporting
that studies are showing possible links
between autism and the strong precense
of testosterone in the womb.

This proves the theory that I've been working on
for a long time
that bitchy women cause retardation.

science likes me.

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1) cheap tragedies' 7" is on hold...supposed to come out in 2 weeks, but the pressing plant was slow, so livewire is using the time wisely: we're going back into the studio and doing 2 more songs....so it'll be a 4 song 7". at the same time we'll be recording another 2-4 songs for our 2nd 7" due out sometime mid fall on high anxiety 416 records ( ( Read more... )