Distracting Duality by Dominaria's Due (LJi s8e15)

[cloworora]

LEFT BRAIN (LB): We have spent hours on the subject of time and have come to a few conclusions...

RIGHT BRAIN (RB): ...Oh, fuck! Dude, I was forming another story idea. Time, again? Really, Lefty? What is it now?

LB: Yes. Essentially, it is what clocks measure. Sure, there is some science to planetary rotation and ellipses. The theoretics are vague,

Comments

[black_sluggard]

The world does need more owlbears...

[cloworora]

Yeah! They seem such a AD&D/D&D invention. I probably killed lots of them in Icewind Dale 2, I just forgot. Still, it seems like...the world could use more owlbears. Square Enix needs to get on that. Final Fantasy XV, owlbears should rule the world.

[basric]

Need to start an owlbear breeding program. And is this a bird or a bear or something else.

Dialog nicely done.

[cloworora]

Thank you for reading and the compliment. To the question: Yes.

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Now that I made that joke, it's somewhere in between. Invented in the 1970s by Gary Gygax, the creator of Dungeons and Dragons, they're bear-like, bear-sized animals with feathers instead of fur and have giant beaks that they usually slam down on opponents after they hug their prey like a bear. Thought to be a magical experiment that went horribly awry, they started living in the wild in most of the settings and have appeared in other fantasy universes since.

[whipchick]

*Everyone* needs more owlbears :)

[cloworora]

We keep making owlbear jokes and I'll end up having to write about an owlbear hero or something.

[alien_infinity]

I enjoyed this!

I liked the format you chose. :)

[cloworora]

Thanks.

[cloworora]

Thank you, thank you.