The following story based on true events is fiction as written by the author.

“Sleep world, sleep
Your favorite song will never end
Dream world, dream
Your favorite book will never close
Breathe world, breathe
Machines will program the perfect harmony...”
- Little World by HaujobbFive years have passed since the SANS Institute's comprehensive ( Read more... )

Please, excuse me, authors, poets, posters, commentators, literary journey-people, and contestants of Season 10 of Gary's wild, wacky rodeo, our illustrious competition, LiveJournal Idol. Lately, friends, Cloworora, yours truly, has been greatly and gravely conflicted on the direction to take this entry for the first bona fide round of the ( Read more... )

The Live Journal Idol Season 10 Green Room wing was completed on orbital meteor base 'Merica. The lair loomed from the hollow vaccuum. Within, the notorious cyber-literary terrorist clauderainsrm, better known as Gary, plotted his next dastardly plot of plotty-plotitude. It was so plotty, plotters were known to plot by in space and comment, “That's a plotting ( Read more... )

The following events are real and highly offensive to almost everyone. Innocence died sometime around when Spider-Man made deals with Marvel's satanic figure or the final cancellation of Bozo the Clown. And in its shallow grave, one unaired episode of one show some people sort of liked was laid. This is that episode.

“Welcome to That Improv Show, ( Read more... )

The thrill of the chase is why I do this. I tell myself that at night because it's so much easier than admitting I might have a problem. After the bullets, boulders, and arrows, it was the shot of adrenaline straight through my core that kept me coming back. You can't match religion or drugs to that sort of addiction; no magic nor pill could ( Read more... )

To The Technocratic Council of Gamma Insurrection ( Read more... )

It became abundantly clear this season that our master of ceremonies, clauderainsrm, is a few tugs of the tap short of a good, foamy head. A madman squanders the great talents of us all in his damned slave tribes, the ole' fork-and-spoon raspberry (pardon my Esperanto)! He lords over us from his textual throne built on the backs of good writers such as you and ( Read more... )

I took a bye for the third week of the competition because writing was simply something I had trouble doing last week. In an attempt to sort of pick apart my creation process or give light to same, I've decided to selfishly inflate my journal's position in the top journals (which means absolutely nothing if I can get into the top 5000 by idol alone ( Read more... )

Missing stair is a term coined by blogger Cliff Pervocracy in 2012 for an abuser or harasser tolerated in a community, even though they are as obvious and well known a fault in that community as a missing step is in a staircase. - From The Geek Feminist Wiki, hosted by Wikia


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Signing up for Livejournal Idol this season was awkward. After second guessing myself off the roster, clauderainsrm was kind enough to point out I still had time to join. Really, I think he's ready to just get this over with, what with the waning interest in Livejournal, leaving the tribes padded out with whoever they could find. “Oh, there's that guy from last ( Read more... )