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[queen_kiwi]

Hello everyone, and welcome to Club Denial! I'm Kiwi, your friendly bartender-lounge singer-deputy club manager (when our chief club manager, Rachel, isn't running around with a tinfoil hat on her head...)

Let's begin the festivites by opening up the bar, shall we?

Comments

[catch22girl]

Oooh, we don't have a drink for Saunders! Gimme a Jack Bauer. Mmmm alcohol. Is it too early to drink? I just love those drinks.

[queen_kiwi]

Just added one! ;)

It's never too early to drink at Club Denial!

[catch22girl]

Oooh...good choice! Yay! *sips drink* Just read TV guide article...hmm.

[queen_kiwi]

Tell me about when I get online tonight, eh? ;)

[hwconundrum]

Okay, so I'm not actually old enough to drink (just another 2 and a half months), but... well, Club Denial counts as 'in the privacy of your own home', right?

I have no idea what Jagermeister is, but I'll have a Dark Angel anyway. :)

[xandra73]

[hwconundrum]

I'm taking the Jack Bauer (in ever sense please).

Excuse me while I express a total lack of surprise. ;) Actually, is it possible to express non-surprise? Maybe there's such a thing as anti-surprise, like anti-matter and... stuff.

Ahem. One too many drinks, y'see. ;)

And yes, I think you are allowed to drink here. We will take care of you and bring you to bed later. ;)

Yay! Besides, the way I figure it, even if there are alcohol laws prohibiting me from imaginary drinks... this is Club Denial. There are no laws, and I will not let anyone tell me different. :P

[queen_kiwi]

Yes, but if you put anti-surprise together with surprise, would it all explode?

Don't worry, no limits on drinking here! No laws either--well, besides the basics. Y'know, no murdering, no stealing, no vandalism, etc. (We had to say that, for the lawyers...)

[tayschaos]

I do believe I'll have a Jack Bauer.

I'm amused as hell that there's actually a drink called a Jack Bauer.

[italyfilez]

love your icon. LOVE IT!!!!!

[tayschaos]

Thanks.

[italyfilez]

Pass on the Jack Bauers and the Inncocents but please don't ask me to show my id.

[tayschaos]

Just so long as mine doesn't get checked, either. *cough*

[queen_kiwi]

Don't worry, girls, nobody's ID gets checked in Club Denial. ;)

[tayschaos]

Whoohoo!

I'll have a Bauer Power Hour, then. ;)

[kentuckybelle]

I'm a sucker for any drink that's sweet, so I'll take one Honeysuckle, one Kir Imperial and throw in a Black Russian for good measure. I can't pass up a drink with some Kahlúa and a cherry. ;)

<--- someone LONG past the "Show me your I.D." age, lol (and one year further from 21 in nine days)

[queen_kiwi]

No wonder you like sweet drinks--you're so sweet yourself! ;)

But take it easy on the alcohol, or I'll be forced to whip out my Ultimate Hangover Cure...

[kentuckybelle]

Aww, shucks. *blushes*

If you're Ultimate Hangover Cure includes a tall, dark-haired, scruffy man with a raspy voice and the initials T.A., I say - in the words of John Kerry - BRING. IT. ON! ;)

[queen_kiwi]

If you're Ultimate Hangover Cure includes a tall, dark-haired, scruffy man with a raspy voice and the initials T.A., I say - in the words of John Kerry - BRING. IT. ON!

Why, you just read my mind. ;)