So the sudden absoluteness of my not having any money has conveniently coincided with my decision to do a cleansing fast. You know - the one where you only drink water for 10 days? That one. Someone told me something about maple syrup and cayan pepper, but that sounds a little out of my budget ( Read more... )

"I waaaaaasss the waaaalruss,

and naaa-ow-ow-oww

I'm jo-ohn.

I don't believe in beatles,
I just believe in me.

yoko an me.

The dream is ovaaaa-aa-aaaaaa."

Apologies to the ones I love.

God caught in a red winter hat
burrying Santa Clause,

steeped in the long pause

between ee-ooh-ahh's and

who-we-are's ( Read more... )

http://jasonmclean.com/peep/

under mirror 1

click on "KIDS" (pics I took just before the events taking placein "PUKES")

under mirror 2

click on #007 (also mine)

(I already had my wisom teeth out, so that's off the list.) Well I flossed between those two teeth in the back there on the left (my left - Stoner Dave's dad is a dentist. Stoner Dave is a stoner in my creative writing class). Any way he told me I might have like a rock or something, y'know, wedged in between my teeth? So I should floss he says ( Read more... )

I think this might be the big one. The upper left side of my jaw (my left) feels like a testicle! A tender, tender testicle. It started about a week ago - at first it was nothing - just couldn't chew on that side of my mouth. No bigge, I says, I got buds all over - tastes fine. Today I can feel it in my ear! My left temple even! It's just ( Read more... )

I am the amoeba. I am a busted traveller. I am easily misslead, at least in that everytime I see a Canada goose I think of Canada, for the same reason seagulls remind me of the sea. I am pained by the idea that no one is powerful enough to cancel Christmas. I label my kitchen cupboards with unsettling epithets like, "Voices," and I am at a loss ( Read more... )

drip.

I fell asleep at the couch at school for like an hour and a half.  It was sunny when I passed out, it is dark now.  I just woke up.  I've just had some real FUCKED up school dreams.  I even had the naked one.  I had the chocolate bar one too - the one where you're looking for a chocolate bar and all the machines and all their contents are set back ( Read more... )