Vowels
Title: Vowels
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack
Characters: DBSK and mentions of Suju
Pairings: Yoosu with light Yunjaemin
Summary: This is a sequel of sorts to
http://clubotaku.livejournal.com/3412.html
“AH! AH! AAAAAAH!!!”
Jaejoong continued to stir.
“Oh God, God, EEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
Jaejoong knocked the pan off the stove sending bits of kimchi everywhere, the soup creating a mini tidal wave into the living room and over Changmin’s Wii. From the safety of his room, Changmin cried for his beloved Wii.
“What Su? Say it again? What do you want?”
Yunho turned the volume up even louder; then switched when Wonder Girls “Tell Me” came on. Oh no, he was not going to dance that dance again. Damn HeeChul.
“What Su? What did you say?”
“I-I-I-I- HARDER YOOCHUN!”
Changmin burst out of his room and ran towards the window.
“The soundproofing in my room is failing! I can hear them! Even with headphones I can hear them!”
The constant thud, thud, thud had Jaejoong moving his head from side to side. Changmin grabbed his head and held it still. Jaejoong blinked before mouthing “O”. Yunho shook his head sympathetically from the living room.
“Got to me too last time.”
There were a few grunting noises and squeals and the occasional bang which caused the door to rattle. The sound of glass shattering was also heard and Jaejoong hurried off to get the vacuum and a broom.
“Oh! Oh! OH YOOCHUN DO THAT AGAIN!”
Yunho wondered whether he could move into Super Junior’s dorm. He decided that too was unwise as more members meant even less sleep and even more sex (he’d heard all about Kyumin hogging the bathroom, KiHae in the cupboard, ShiHan in the kitchen and Kangteuk in the bedroom. Heechul was everywhere.)
Jaejoong left the cleaning utensils beside the door, jumping when the wall beside him gave a particularly loud thud, before scurrying over to join the other two.
“Sometimes I wish we’d never helped them get together,” said Yunho, massaging his temples. Oh yes, a headache was definitely coming on.
“I know what you mean, I’ve dropped six bowls, three plates and broken a metal wok all in the space of a week. Every time I take out the broken glass our neighbours give me funny looks. An old lady asked me whether I have a violent husband. I said I had two.” Jaejoong gave a pitiful sigh and looked wistfully into the distance.
Changmin and Yunho glared.
“Junsu, God! You’re so,” Micky broke off into a grunt and Junsu let out an ear splitting shriek.
Changmin and Yunho simultaneously winced whilst Jaejoong spaced out, having become accustomed to the noise and accepting defeat.
“Say my name Junsu! Say my name!”
“Oh my God, I can’t believe we have to listen to this. Damn our manager for taking the car!” Yunho stuffed two cushions in his ears.
“Yoo, Yoo, argh! Oh God, Park YOOCHUN!”
There was a final bang before the house fell silent and Yunho released the pillows. Changmin withdrew his head from where he’d pulled the window over it and made his way to the couch where he began to collect the soaked Wii. Jaejoong’s eyes came alive as if freed from a trance and he blinked, tilting his head thoughfully before saying,
“Junsu’s sex noises sound awfully like vowels in the English language. I guess Yoochun is semi useful after all.”
A/N: I had the urge to write a sequel while I had the chance (damn boarding school and proxy servers!) and this is what happened. @__@
Haha, Super Junior M cracks me up with their group hip thrusts of DOOM in their "U" music vid. Henry has some wicked violin skills...him playing Vanessa Mae was like WTH!!