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Ask me a question about any or each of the following:
1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. Livejournal

No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential.
Then post this in your journal and see what questions you get asked.

Took 'wetting the baby's head' to a bit of an extreme yesterday. I may never drink again. Waking up feeling awake and OK is much nicer than waking up still in half your clothes, feeling like someone has shat inside your head ( Read more... )

Tasha's mother has come to stay. For two months. She has taken over my room. I will be sleeping on the sofa. In the living room. For two months. The ineffective nature of the blinds in the living room means that I am woken up at 7.30am by sunlight. Much as sunlight is a nicer thing to be woken up by than, say, angry bears, it's still rather ( Read more... )

Nick Fisher from the NME just called to ask me to come and chat to him about music for an hour at 4 tomorrow. He's paying me £50 for this. Why don't they just put a big sign up outside saying 'FREE MONEY ( Read more... )

This is a really weird question. I realise that. However ( Read more... )

Hello internet chaps, long time no update. I have been mostly jobseeking, eating pasta, watching Peep Show and getting stoned. If anyone fancies giving me a job, it'd be much appreciated. My sibling will be born in a month. My friend Dani cut my hair for me recently. I am very poor. That's about it.

So that you can all feel like you're reading Chris's livejournal just for a second, even though he's gone and deleted it again. Psht, what a diva.

Chris says:
HOLY PONY TAILED ACTION HERO, BATMAN!
Chris says:
I'M MISSING A STEVEN SEAGAL FILM
Chris says:
time to go

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Note to self: STOP DRINKING SO MUCH.

Ugh.